This sounds about right...

"Today you might be tired because someone was up all night with an earache. You might be looking at four loads of laundry and the dryer just broke and Sears can't come out until Thursday... The phone is ringing and you wanted the answering machine to get it, but your son is bringing it to you proudly and it is on. Someone has a poopy diaper (at what point in our lives can we stop saying poopy?)... You need to go to the grocery store, but the baby's asleep, but by the time she wakes up, your husband will be home expecting dinner. Do you dare serve him fish sticks again?" 

-Barbara Curtis, Lord Please Meet Me in the Laundry Room